This was how it started. Fast forward a billion years.

The alarm clock wakes me up. On the way to the bathroom I pass through the kitchen, where the Computer is residing. The external hard drive is illuminating the whole room with it’s green, shiny LED light. When I start the PC from hibernation mode, I type the password wrong first. The second attempt works. The Internet is there, immediately, for me. The first thing I do is to Google a question that came into my mind during the night. It instantly gives me feedback. The awesomeness is total. Then it’s time to check the e-mails. After a while I feel I miss my friends on Facebook so I log on there a little bit too. While I wait ten seconds for the page to load, I read two headlines in the news and then tab back. Read a few interesting Facebook posts from last night. Really funny stuff, like “I am sooo sleepy” and “Now I am really hungry, but I should sleep” and “Oh, crap, have to buy more coffee. I ran out.” It makes a little bit bored after a twenty seconds or maybe it was thirty, so then it is time to look up some new music genres to check out and cool movies to download. Have this thing for 80’s movies right now, so I really have to Google a lot to find all the good stuff. Sometimes no one wants to seed the movie torrents, so then I have to wait till someone does. That makes me really, really annoyed. Why can’t people like seed all the time? To relieve the stress I play a Flash game. Really cool. I have to kill rabbits and get points for each of them. My boss thinks I am the best Flash gamer, because he can’t beat me.

After forty-five minutes on the Internet, it’s time to go offline 20 minutes, to go to work. Because it’s a little bit boring IRL I uploaded some new music to my phone, Black Eyed Peas’ latest album. When I get into the office, I turn on my computer there. It’s really boring work, because I have to click and copy-paste a lot. That makes me annoyed, so I play a little bit of Tetris on my cellphone. New high score! Sometimes I talk with with colleagues. Maria tells me she has started playing some WoW with her boyfriend. Only level 2 so far, but she is progressing fast. And she is as bored as me at work, there is not much new things on Youtube, so she is  sending funny jokes to the team in an e-mail. Everyone LOLed for a few seconds. Nothing more happens the rest of the day in the office, apart from a few e-mails. Boring things like “company policy change” and “team meeting next week”. Didn’t read them, because they looked boring.

It is only 6 in the evening. It has been a rough day.
Now it is time for some relaxation, after the tiring day. Going straight to CNN.com and Youtube and a little bit of Facebook. My old classmate got recently married. Looking at some pics for thirty seconds. Then a little bit more of news reading. That is funny! A guy ran over by a car. Some old news about what was going on the Internet, like Auto-Tune the News and the Fort Hood shooting. Maybe Fort Hood is not really Internet, but it is funny anyway. A guy going crazy, they could make a good movie about it. Would probably download it from Pirate Bay, I dont wan’t to support Hollywood, they are ripping off hard working consumers like me. After that I go to the kitchen to get a sandwich and then I read a little bit more on Facebook. Some guy posted a link to a Youtube music video. It is funny. A weird remix of a Jackson song, with smurf voices. A friend posts pictures of his cool home cinema studio. He doesn’t need to go to the cinema anymore. Way cool. And of course with a hacked Xbox so he can watch all the movies and surf at the same time. Maybe he has to get a work-around for the hack, because they started blocking Xbox pirates. Those greedy companies who try to stop the competition should be shut down. Who do they think we are? Rich people can pay their crappy products.

After some minutes of Facebook I start surfing Wired. It is also cool. Reading an article about how the military uses some system that is like Youtube. Really cool. The future wars will be like playing a game or surfing. That’s a bit LOL. When I am reading on Wired, my friends started chatting with me on Gmail and MSN and IRC. It is also quite funny. They tell me about their days, what they had found on the Internet. Lots of links to LOL vidoes and pictures. Like a guy who slipped on a burger and landed in a swimming pool. Really, really funny. And about the same time I read about Lady Gaga, so I remember that song, “Poker Face”. Watching it on Youtube again. And because it was related to that South Park episode some weeks ago I watch that episode again. A few times I have to tab back because my friends write replies in the chat. Cartman is really LOL! Now it is time to watch Dr House, Dexter and the newest South Park. Maing some popcorn to make it a better experience, a little bit like being in the cinema. South Park has some LOL jokes and it makes me really tired so I go to bed. When I am laying in bed I watch a music video on Youtube. Think it was Amy Winehosue and Blackeyed Peas. Another day is waiting for me tomorrow, so I put my laptop on the floor and go to sleep. Before going to sleep, I start downloading a little bit more albums and movies, to prepare for a paaaarty weekend. And some music to keep me motivated at work. It’s not so easy when you have to do boring things all day long, how did people survive in the 80’s or 50’s? Seriously.